[Run DMC cover with some new lyrics; although the track is credited to Lordz Of Brooklyn, this is   ]
[actually a Stoned Soul track - a band from Brooklyn that AdM of L.O.B. is at times also a member of]

based on OHHLA.com's transcription but heavily corrected



[Rishi Puntes]
Two years ago, a friend of mine
Asked me to say some MC rhyme
Said this rhyme I'm about to say
Rhyme was a-def and it went this way:
I took a test to become an MC
Orange Krush became amazed over me
Took me inside of his Cadillac
Chaffeur drove off and it never came back
Yeah I got them records, down to the bone
Now they got me rockin' on the microphone
Takin' autographs and tears and the laughs
Champagne, caviar and the bubble baths
You see

[hook: Rishi Puntes]
That's the life that I lead
Sucker MCs is who I please
Take that, move back, catch a heart attack
But there's nothin' in this world
That I would ever lack

[Everlast]
Chillin' at a party, b-boy stance
Rockin' on the mic, make the girls wanna dance
Fly like a dove, come from up above
Rockin' on the mic, you can call me E-Love

[AdMoney]
We hit you with the one two three, three to two one
My name AdM, you (kids makin' runs?)
We do it in the place with the highs and the bass
Rockin' to the rhythm, writing graff' on the trains
Go uptown and come down to the ground
You sucker MCs, boy, you sad face clown
You five dollar boy and I'm a million dollar man
You a sucker MC, and you're my fan

[Rishi Puntes]
Got a big long Caddy and I'd like a Seville
And written on the side is "dressed to kill"
If you see me cruisin', step aside
Ain't enough of room for you all to ride
It's first comin' and a first serve basis
Coolin' out girl, take you to the def places
One of a kind and for people's delight
You suckers MCs, you just ain't right
Because you're bitin' all your life
You're cheatin' on your wife
Walk around town like a hoodlum with a knife
Hangin' on the ave, chillin' with the crew
Everybody knows what you've been through

[hook: Rishi Puntes]

[Everlast]
I'm dressed to kill, I love the style
I'm an MC you know who's versatile
Got good credit in your regards
Got my name, not numbers, on my credit cards
I go uptown, I come back home
Just me, myself and my microphone (repeated)

[hook: Rishi Puntes]