transcribed with HOPb-boy
note: every uppercase MOVE is actually the sample played


[Ryu]
I got two turntables and a microphone
Keep the place jumpin' 'til the lights come on
Call your wife a-telly, you ain't makin' it home
You're too drunk to drive and you're way too stoned
Tryin' to find the biggest guy in the bar and smack him
Got a belly full of Jameson and Bud Light Platinum
I's a-on, set 'em up more a few more rounds
An irish man may wobble but he don't fall down

So when I come thru - MOVE
Tell your bitch and your friends, too
It's best you - MOVE
See, I'm not in the best mood
What's up, dude? - MOVE
You got something to prove?
Then got ahead and make a - MOVE
An I'ma show you how I do

This is not a cartoon, get your sitcom cancelled
On arrival, 'cause you're liable to get hit with an anvil
Catch me outside, I'll be handin' out samples
All night, no threats, but I'll make an example

[hook a - {Everlast} Ryu]
{Who's next?} Hurry, hurry, step right up
{Who's next?} I can't keep my big mouth shut
{Who's next?} I know I'm not a gangster but
Speak the wrong words, man, and you will get touched

[hook b - Ryu]
So get ready to MOVE and get fucked up (x4)

[Ryu]
Yeah
Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yay, shimmy ye
Somebody called the cops, I got to make an escape
See, the crowd wouldn't move, so I threw a grenade
Yeah it's a tragedy, but I won't let 'em ruin my day
You can call me every name 'til you're blue in the face
But my pocket's green like a St. Paddy's parade
I'll be getting (shit-canned?) all day, every day
So don't go against the grain, just do as I say

So when I tell yo' ass - MOVE
Everybody start jumpin' - 
When I say - MOVE
Just follow instructions 
Everybody just - MOVE
What a smart ass hook 
Now put your hands up - MOVE
You're not as stupid as you look

Now your boys getting hot, hate is all on my trail
'Cause I don't do a mic-check unless the check's in the mail
Tryin' (to) do it like me, but the comparisons pale
'Cause even if my raps suck, it's still catchy as hell

[hook a - Ryu {Everlast}]

[hook b - Ryu]

[sample: from Marvin Gaye's "Stubborn Kind of Fellow"]
Wanna love you in (x2)
Wanna love you in every way

[sample: from the film "Gangs, Cops & Drugs"]
Goddamnit you stop that shit now
Now wait a minute, wait a minute, hey man
Wait a minute

[Everlast]
Ayo, (dip dip diver), spit your saliva
Drink my face numb and smack my Uber driver
Cold getting dumb, and dumber all summer
Dump on all comers and Trump your front runner
South California boy tried to warn ya'
"Runnin up on you" like Prefontaine
Nikes on my feet, Divine Styler on the beat
Boy, I still eat off the House Of Pain
So just sit down, shut the fuck up
If you're lookin' for a problem, boy you're lucked up
And if you're wearin' (truck jewels?, better tuck?) up
'Cause I know a lot of fools that'll get you stuck up
Don't try to play me when the Jame is talkin'
Boy, you kinda bore me, tell your story walkin'
Before I start pullin' off blades and shillelaghs
(Puffin' on bum life), sippin' on Bailey's

[hook a/outro version - {Everlast} Ryu]
{Who's next?} One shot is never enough
{Who's next?} I'll just drink a whole bottle for lunch
{Who's next?} Swingin' out wild, but I'm landing on (flush?)
[Ryu and Everlast]
Speak the wrong words, man, and you will get touched

[hook b - Ryu]

[sample: from Marvin Gaye's "Stubborn Kind of Fellow"]